Hello, I am Dr Cowpat. I am not a cow, and I am also not a pat. My sister, Principal Cowpat, is very strong. She put my hair into bunches and now they're stuck! I like things that are green like broccoli, slugs, green bananas, smoothies (with green stuff), rocks (painted green) and greenhouses (because they are so warm!). My best friend is an imaginary pony called Diabolo.